I abduct, you abduct...

...they abduct!

If you thought you'd seen everything, well, let us make some light for you! The Abduction Lamp is the newest and craziest idea in home or office decoration!

I especially like the little martians looking through the UFO windows and the following text in their presentation:

"We know that martians abduct hundreds of cows each year. We also know that Elvis lives on Mars.
Put these two facts together, and you'll realize that the Martians are busy collecting Earth cows to keep Elvis with a steady supply of hamburgers."

:)

This is one funny lamp...