we advise you to...

...CHEAT

Can't get used to eating with chopsticks, no matter what you do? Well, that's all right - just today I heard about a guy who couldn't even use the fork and knife...so there's even worse, you see?
But, hey! No need to despair. We've got the perfect replacement: the clothespin chopsticks (pictured above, a set from CB2). They come in various shapes and colours and you only have to decide on the ones you like more!

P.S.: If you want to stick to the old fashioned method, we can only point you to this tutorial. But we'll know you when we see you: you'll be the one running after the sushi...